you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“
AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ HOMOSEXUAL FANFICTION WITH YOUR PARENTS
“mom pass the popcorn, he’s giving him a blowjob”
“HERE YOU GO SWEETHEART. OH MY GOD HE SWALLOWED”
Guys can you please fucking reblog this.
sweet jesus get this notes please
two fucking clicks, two fucking clicks, reblog this please.
If you can reblog sex or makeup, you can reblog this.
from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me.
No one is proud of me.
This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.
The “I am not here anymore.”
Oh my. This hit hard.
me: *sees tall korean guy*
me: wow he's really tall what's his name
me: wait...
me: ...
me: *stares of into distance dramatically*
me: his last name must be Choi
me: all the tall ones are a Choi
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her son’s sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “Really mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more.”
About a week later the roommate remarked, “Ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well, I’m sure she didn’t, but I will email her and ask just to be sure.”He sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom,
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow. When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,
MomOMFG. GOLD
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
submitted by anonymous
made by Leeah
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
EXCUSE ME? THEY AREN’T MAKING MUSIC? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SINGLES THAT YUNHO AND CHANGMIN HAVE BEEN RELEASING IN JAPAN AND FOUR COMPLETE ALBUMS (JAPANESE + KOREAN). NOT TO MENTION, WORLD TOURS THAT SELL OUT IN A FEW MINUTES. YUNHO STARRED IN YAWANG AND HAD HIGH RATINGS THAT IT WAS NUMBER ONE FOR WEEKS. CHANGMIN WON BEST NEW FOR THE MOVIE “FLY WITH THE GOLD”.
JYJ RELEASED A 2 COMPLETE ALBUMS, BOTH SELLING AT A HIGH RATE WITHOUT ADVERTISEMENT AND LEADING A WORLD TOUR ALL OVER THE WORLD, NOT JUST IN ASIA, BUT SOUTH AMERICA AND EUROPE. JUNSU AND JAEJOONG RELEASED SOLO ALBUMS WITHOUT ADVERTISEMENT AND ALSO SOLD THEIR ALBUMS IN HIGH RATES AND CONTINUED WITH SUCCESSFUL CONCERTS. JUNSU STARRED IN SUCCESSFUL MUSICALS THAT SOLD OUT IN MINUTES, JAEJOONG AND YOOCHUN HAD SUCCESSFUL DRAMAS AS WELL.
ALL IN ALL, CASSIOPEIA IS STILL THE LARGEST FANBASE IN KOREA (800,000+) DESPITE THE SPLIT AND ALSO HAVE THE LARGEST FANBASE IN JAPAN (200,000+) AND THOUSANDS OF INTERNATIONAL CASSIES ALL OVER THE WORLD.
DID I MENTION THAT AFTER BOA, THEY CONTINUED TO LEAD THE HALLYU WAVE AND STILL HOLD THE RECORD FOR NUMBER ONE WITH THE MOST SINGLES IN JAPAN. THEY’RE THE FIRST KOREAN BAND TO EVER PERFORM IN TOKYO DOME AND CONTINUE TO SELL OUT CONCERT AFTER CONCERT.
P.S.
DID I MENTION THAT YOUR OWN IDOLS RESPECT, IDOLIZE AND WORSHIP THEM ALL AS WELL?
HAVING A HUGE FANBASE AND COMPETITION?
THEY’RE NOT CALLED THE RISING GODS OF THE EAST FOR NOTHING.
NEED ANYTHING ELSE?
FEEL FREE TO ASK ME.
When is it appropriate to swear?
Myungsoo 2012: You should never curse in front of women
Myungsoo 2013: Every night they fucked
This is happening right now in my country Venezuela. All around the country Militaries are killing people just because we are defending what is Good. We want justice! We were doing a pacific protest and then they came and started to shoot and use gas against people and the government says that people need to show respect for the militaries. People are being seriously injured and murdered. Respect? Democracy? Peace? NICOLAS YOU ARE NOT MY PRESIDENT YOU COWARD.
GUYS PLEASE RB, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN BOSTON BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A CIVIL WAR IN VENEZUELA!!
THEY JUST MADE MADURO TAKE THE OATH AS PRESIDENT, THEY’RE BURNING THE BALLOT BOXES, AND THEY’RE LEAVING THE COUNTRY WITH ALL THE PEOPLE’S MONEY
Let’s add to that that no International entity recognizes the election’s results and are asking for a recount, yet the CNE allowed Maduro to take the oath (wich was supposed to be on the 19th). The CNE’s president is leaving the country now.
We’re officially in a dictatorship.oh my gosh
this is horrible
faithful followers, please pray for everyone! i know i’ll be doing so
i am going to look for more information about this as it is the first i’ve heard and i’ll post more if i find anyMy family (mom, dad, and sister) lives here… I’m going to call them right now.
